Eagle Rare 10 Year
$50.00
Classification: Straight Bourbon
Distillery: Buffalo Trace
Mashbill: Undisclosed (Buffalo Trace Mashbill #1)
Age: 10 Years
Proof: 90
Ah yes, another Buffalo Trace product. The bourbon so rare you’d think it was distilled from unicorn tears and bottled by Beyoncé herself. But here’s the kicker—Buffalo Trace/Sazerac doesn’t just hand it over to retailers. No, no. First, you must embark on a mythical quest through cases of cinnamon flavored whiskey, bottom-shelf spirits, and “experimental” liqueurs that taste like regret and cough syrup.
Small businesses? Yeah, they’re treated like the kid who brings Capri Suns to the party and still doesn’t get invited back. “You want Pappy?” they say, “Cool, but first—buy a pallet of glow-in-the-dark peppermint bourbon no one asked for.”
It’s a corporate Hunger Games out there, and the odds are never in our favor. But hey, at least I can say you almost got a bottle of Eagle Rare once… right after I bought 42 cases of whiskey-flavored mouthwash. Cheers to scarcity economics.
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