You Can’t Fake 12 Years of Rest…
Seriously. We tried. But turns out, whiskey needs actual time to become this smooth, rich, and complex—not just a weekend at a spa and a motivational podcast.
Born from rare distillation wizardry and second-fill barrels that have seen some things, this American Whiskey spent 12 long years quietly aging while you were out there switching streaming services, downloading meditation apps, and forgetting your passwords.
Crafted from a bold mash bill of 99% corn and 1% barley—because sometimes you just want to flex on the grains—this spirit was distilled to a whopping 189 proof, then barreled at 140 proof (because apparently, we believe in commitment), before finally mellowing down to a friendly 92 proof for your sipping pleasure.
The result? Rich notes of maple, vanilla, ripe apple, and a finish so smooth it could run for office.
Best enjoyed neat, or while slowly nodding and pretending you understand the significance of second-fill barrels. (You do now.)